“It’s the future and
Jack Parow is here to save us – by travelling back in time from 2213. He may be
a rap god now, but in 2213 Parow lives the life of a scumbag, unable to get a
job or do much else to impress his father.”
Jack Parow is on a roll, on fire and shows no signs of slowing down any
time soon. Currently in Holland and Germany for the ‘Afrikaans Verower Harte
Tour’ alongside Van Coke Kartel and Bittereinder, he has managed to unleash a next-level
comic book series.
‘Jack Parow - Hier kom nou kak’ is released every Friday up on http://www.jackparow.com/comic.html
stay tuned to see how things unravel further for Parow.
Not only a kief comic book skrywer but a fancy actor too. Parow will feature in the forthcoming South
African comedy 'Babalas', which will hit the cinemas 2nd August
2013. Check the gevaarlike trailer:
And what he’s a seasoned pro at - His
next-level gigs:
26 June:
Rocca Bar Night Club, Durban
28 June:
Tiger Tiger, Durban
29 June:
Innibos, Nelspruit
5
July: The Living Room, Cape Town
12
July: The Jolly Dolphin, Jeffreys Bay
18 July:
Arcade Empire, Pretoria
19 July:
Arcade Empire, Potchefstroom
26 July:
Firkin, Centurion
2 August:
Presleys, Boksburg
3 August:
Presleys, Pretoria
29 August: Mystic Boer, Bloemfontein
30 August: Gariep Fees, Kimberley
31 August: Lentelawaai , Pretoria
12 September: Secunda
23 September: Pink Girlfest, Johannesburg
27 September: Go West Heritage Festival - West Rand
I haven’t done a Nail Arting post in a while, my sincerest
apologies… Ok now that you have forgiven my lazy nail tendency (I have
mentioned this in Nail Arting: 1) I bring you this week’s colour:
Navy Blue
As I sit here listening to Madame Lana Del Rey (One of my
nail idols, she’s amazing yo) and reflecting on the colour of my nails… I think
to myself that Navy Blue is a colour of royalty, mystery and even elegance. The
internet might not say that but I like to think so and my pretty blue nails
make me feel that way. So whatevs. I also feel very Emily Blunt in The Devil
Wears Prada. Fun fact: The first recorded use of Navy blue as a colour name in
English was in 1840.
I’m wearing Sinful Colors (2 Coats) and a top
coat of Yardley Treatment Natural Crème
New Cape Town electro-pop duo sexinadream, consisting of Mavis
Vermaak and Wessel Albertse, formed in March 2012. Working on their self-titled
debut album, they recorded their first single, Pink Box, at Resonate Audio in
Woodstock, Cape Town with producer Rob Brinkworth in May 2013.
“I've always been interested in human relationships, the mystical
and the subconscious. These are regular themes in our music, so our name kind
of sums it all up in a poetic manner.” – Mavis
“I added some vintage keyboards synths to the song for a
slight 80’s vibe, but it has an unusual slower tempo that makes it difficult
for people to place the song in a specific genre, which I think is pretty
cool.” – Wessel
Praised Cape Town rockers Taxi Violence are back after their
successful album ‘Long Way Home’. They will be releasing their fourth studio
album 'Soul Shake' in July 2013 consisting of 11 brand new tracks, recorded and produced at
Heritage Studios and mixed by the living legend Theo Crouse at Bellville
Studios.
The new album will be up for pre-ordering, 150 limited
edition and personalised CD’s of ‘Soul Shake’ will be available for fans, as well
as free delivery to your door and a FREE download of the band’s entire first
album, ‘Untie Yourself’. Go to www.taxiviolence.com for more details. The first
single off the album ‘Brainmash’ has been released and has already captivated
fans.
With the completion of exams (for most of us) comes
celebration! YAYZIES! My party plans? Obviously aKING this Saturday at The
Manila Bar. The Bellville boys are back this weekend for a good end of term
break, joined by Dogtown and DJ Drive by Disco.
Date: Saturday, 15 June
Line-up: aKING, Dogtown, DJ Drive by Disco
Venue: Manila Bar
Address: 161
Longmarket Street, Cape Town
Cover: R50
The guys will be back in July at Berties Mooring,
Gordan’s Bay.
Date: Friday, 12 July
Line-up: aKING
Venue: Berties Mooring
Address: The Boardwalk, Harbour Island, Gordon’s Bay
Just because I love you and I’m so sweet I’ll give you a
triple dose of good music. What went down this week: Thor Rixon released his ‘Shared
Folders’ EP - the first half of ‘My Documents’, The Gravy crew released their
first album and Al Bairre hit 11 000 views on Youtube.
The 7 track EP titled ‘Shared Folders’ by Mr Thor Rixon (I
don’t know why, but I just like to refer to him like that, all classy and stuff) takes you on a
journey through an array of genres and collabs, by the likes of Nicholas Preen,
Amy Lester, David Thorpe, Matt Rightford, Ian McNair, Exorsistahs, Daddywarbucks
and a track produced by Rvwr. A little side note - ‘Shared Folder’ reached over
2000 plays in 4 days. If that is not a sign for you to go download it right now…
then you must be out of your beautiful little mind.
A massive collection of some of the sickest local DJ’s and
producers have come together to pour gravy all over us. Or not… the Gravy crew
consisting of Sibot, Dank, liver, Card on Spokes, RVWR, Christian Tiger School,
O'ltak, Richard the Third, Narch, Slabofmisuse and Mr. Sakitumi has come
together for a full 10 track album. Be sure to go download this album NOW, for
free might I ad.
Al Bairre has hit an incredible 11 000+ views for their
music video for ‘We Move On’ on Youtube. Fist hitting an amazing 10 000 views
on May 30th after only releasing the video on May 26th
these okes are on another level! Or have a deal with some wizards and sangomas.
I quite like them and I suggest you check them out too.
RVWR (pronounced rawr NOT ‘river’), dubbed ‘Trap God’ by the
EDM-heads here in Cape Town, will be playing at The Assembly this Wednesday for
their weekly student night party – ‘See You Next Wednesday'. I suggest you all
head on down for good booty bouncing beats.
Here’s a little preview of what you will be hearing – RVWR’s
latest EP released through naasMUSIC. The two track EP ‘Where Were You?’ will
have you asking your brain “WHERE WERE YOU???” if you miss out on SYNW.
Hot off the release of their new album and opening for The Kooks, on their trip here, Shortstraw has brought us their latest music video - Good Morning, Sunshine.
The video sees the band doing a show for a packed crowd, dancing and jumping around without a care in the world. Indie kids hey... I love it, I actually wish I was there too. I'm yet to see this wonderful band live. So the next time they are down here in Cape Town I'll be front center!
"woohoo woohoo you're such a b*tch in the morning"
My song of the week, or rather…
of the past few weeks since it has been released: Lana Del Rey’s ‘Young &
Beautiful’. Off the soundtrack to Baz Luhrmann’s ‘The Great Gatsby’ movie
adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s famous novel. Baz Luhrmann, also known for
his two great films ‘Moulin Rouge!’ and ‘Romeo + Juliet’.
The soundtrack has been released
through Interscope Records on May 6, 2013. The soundtrack saw Jay-Z as its
executive producer, for the film as well, and Anton Mosted as the main
producer. It also features new tracks from Florence & The Machine, Fergie,
Jay-Z, Nero, Will-I-Am and The xx. I was surprised to see a cover version of
Amy Winehouse’s ‘Back To Black’ by Beyoncé and Andre 3000 on the soundtrack and
Beyoncé’s ‘Crazy In love’ by Emeli Sande, also U2’s ‘Love Is Blindness’ by Jack
White. No question why Beyoncé appears twice on this soundtrack, I see you
Jay-Z.
Lana Del Rey’s track is the lead
single to the soundtrack and rightfully so. It was written by film director Baz
Luhrmann, Rick Nowels and artist Lana Del Rey. What makes me love this song
more is that there is an orchestral version as well, accented by exceptional
violins. The lyrics epitomise the love Daisy Buchanan has for Jay Gatsby and
his fabulous millionaire lifestyle. I’d say it brings me to tears… but that’s
just me over reacting, obviously. The movie hits our cinema’s May, 17. So be
sure to go check it out. I definitely will.
May 3, 2013 saw The Rolling Stones take their ’50 &
Counting’ tour to a sold out Staples Center, Los Angeles, America. How these
guys still do it boggles my mind. I’ll just be over here… waiting for them to
hit our Sunny Shores.
Their 23 song set list over 2+ hours consisted of various
hits such as: "Honky Tonk Women", "Start Me Up", "Miss
You", "Tumbling Dice", "Brown Sugar", "It's Only
Rock 'N Roll", "Paint It Black", "Gimme Shelter" and
an encore consisting of "Can't
Always Get What You Want", "Jumpin' Jack Flash” and
"Satisfaction".
— The Rolling Stones (@RollingStones) May 4, 2013"
Ah! Gwen Stefani on stage with The Rolling Stones! Why why
why was I not there? The band featuring one of my favourite singers of my Primary
school years did a moving rendition of my absolute FAVOURITE Rolling Stones
song: ‘Wild Horses’. They kindly posted a minute snippet of the performance
to Youtube, for us folk here in South Africa waiting for them (well I like to
think that).
There’s been quite a negative response to the video on the
Youtube comments section. But I don’t care about internet trolls. I love
Stefani and the Stones.
Just to make us more jealous, urgh, country singer Keith
Urban joined them on stage for a rocking ‘Respectable’ performance (A better response
for him in the Youtube comment section).
Please please please come to South Africa Mr Jagger?
I’ve
been wearing nail polish since I started varsity in February. My rule: a new
colour every week. Alas, my lazy tendency kicks in sometimes and I wear a
certain colour just over a week. Nail polish has become a staple in my life
since I matriculated. I can’t even remember what my natural nail bed looks
like. Seriously, I’ve been coating my
nails for the past 11ish weeks. And I love it. I decided that I might as well
share this with you lovely readers, maybe you’d like to try some of these. So I
will be doing this on a regular basis.
This
past week I wore Rimmel London: 60 Seconds- In ‘230 Portbello Pink’
The
‘Xpress Brush’ requires a one second one stroke action. Otherwise it creates a
weird lumpiness.
It
dries in 60 seconds which is very useful for the modern day - all ways on the
go - woman. I opted for two coats. I always do. Pink is such a strange colour
for me to be wearing, I felt a little Barbie vibe coming from my fingertips. So
weird. This was a gift to my sister and I, from my cousin Heidi. Along with
other Rimmel London goodies.
Today’s ‘Fashion Friday’ I will be giving you one useful
tip: How to achieve celebrity style with one accessory. We are all heavily
influenced by what we see in the media. Dressing for comfort is the main
objective, well… in my life, but dressing to impress doesn't hurt.
The accessory: Skull Printed Scarf.
Original: Alexander McQueen
Mine: Cotton On.
I’ve seen this signature Alexander McQueen scarf
on countless celebrities such as Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie, Ashlee Simpson,
Pink, Lourders Ciccone Leon (Madonna’s daughter), Keith Richards, Lindsay Lohan
etc. And when I saw it at
Cotton On for R99… OBVIOUSLY I
had to have it! Who doesn’t want to look like a swanky celeb, right? I wear it
regularly, my
sister loves it so much that she borrows it from time to time too. My mum shouldn't get any ideas though, woah.
The original Alexander McQueen scarf is
available in an assortment of colours and fabrics, ranging from $575.00,
$445.00 and $295.00 but don’t fret, I
won’t even attempt to convert those prices to Rands and they
don’t ship to South Africa, boo. So hop on down to Cotton On and grab one, they are available
in white, black, dark green and red.
It looks great teamed up with practically anything and
everything. A plain dress, skinny jeans and a leather jacket, a printed t-shirt
and shorts too. It’s that versatile. I
recommend that you get yourself one for this winter. It’s not just your usual
fashion accessory type scarf, it actually keeps you warm. I love it.
My soul can rest easy... I have seen The Kooks perform “Sway” and it was amazing.
The hype started when 5 Gum announced that they will be bringing a band over for another ‘5 Gum Experience’. Asking on Facebook and Twitter who people thought it would be, many said The Black Keys, Alt-J, The Wombats etc… and obviously The Kooks. I was one of those begging for The Kooks. I knew I had to hear “Sway” live within my lifetime. It’s my jam. Something about that song and its lyrics makes me content. Once they confirmed that the band coming to South Africa will be The Kooks and the application for tickets opened, I was on it. But… being the lazy person I am, I only entered my 5 Gum barcode the day before the application closed. Just my luck, I didn't get tickets. What a sad face I was. Lucky for me, a dear friend , Shannon Nicole, offered me her tickets, she’s out of her mind! I’m forever grateful. Side note to those who bought tickets. I see you. I was so excited on the days leading up to the event on Saturday April 20th. What was I going to wear? Fellow Kooks fan and I decided band t-shirts would work, we are cool like that. She - Crash Car Burn, me - Jim Morrison. When we arrived at Maitland Secondary School, I was pleased to see how smooth things went. Parking was done orderly, the line to get searched and ID’s checked before entering the bus went swiftly and then actually getting on the bus after a few minutes wait, gave me nothing to complain about. The bus trip was a quick one to Salt River Studios, the secret venue for the concert. A massive warehouse, used for films, adverts, etc, was the perfect venue to fit the thousands of Kooks fans. Upon arrival we were once more searched, asked for ID and got our tickets scanned. Oh* we were also given free chewing gum at the entrance. Haasbroek was on when we got there. A DJ I hadn't known, but after Saturday I wouldn't mind hearing more of his music. I enjoyed it, it got me dancing and I like anyone who can make me dance. Next up was Beach Party. I like them, quite a bit! They are so much fun to watch and listen to. High fives to the lead singer. I found myself in the center of the crowd during their set. It was crazy hot and crazy Kooks fans were being fussy about their space. It’s understandable, but my friends and I rather left the tight squeezed crowd area. We weren't going to watch the headliners like a bunch of sardines. Up next during the changeover of bands was Haasbroek again. And then The December Streets. I like those dudes. Their set was tight and well done. They covered The Lumineers “Ho Hey” which was pretty cool, I dig that song. In between all of this my friend and I managed to hit the porter-potties, what I believe was the longest bar ever and the food stalls. All really well done, YAY to 5 Gum. I was outside when I heard the first strumage (yes I think I just created a word) of guitar to The Kooks’ first song “Ooh La”. It was amazing to see how everyone ran, fast walked or shimmied their way to try and get as close as possible to the stage. My friend and I found other friends and stood on top of random block things around the bar area, to be able to get a clear view. Ah. I was so happy. An indie paradise I called it. They did my favourites such as Sway, How’d You Like That and crowd favourites such as Junk Of The Heart and Naïve. After making ladies swoon and men reconsider their sexuality, the guys came back to do a two song encore. Ending with Naïve and I’m so serious when I say the crowd went ape to it. My favourite image was that of ladies sitting on their boyfriend’s shoulders. Luke Pritchard, front man extraordinaire, and nice looking too, you sir… are quite suave. Once they ended everyone pretty much decided it was time to go. Everyone walked in an orderly fashion toward the buses. But the vulture inside of us all awakened and it became a zombie apocalypse to catch a bus. I loved it! I found it absolutely hilarious. Visuals and sound, although a bit dodgy for the opening acts, gets thumbs up from me. Well done 5 Gum. I’m hooked; see you at the next 5 Gum Experience. xx
Matric Ball. Every girls dream day, apart from her wedding day of
course. As girls, we spend most of our High School years thinking about it. The glitz, the glam. Your special day. Your time to shine. To feel like
a celebrity. To walk (in some cases), the prestigious "Red Carpet". My Matric Ball was one of the best moments of my life. I spent months gushing over dresses, shoes, hairstyles – what would the
event be like? Would I dance? Would I look pretty like all the other girls, and
most importantly, who would I take as a partner? Okay, I'll admit it... I spent years thinking about it and it came and
went in an instant. After months and weeks of preparing, just like that, it was over. I had my hair done at my usual hairdresser and I was in awe that she actually did the style exactly like I wanted it. *Yay* to her. My dress was a red beauty sent straight from the Dress Gods. I absolutely love it! I even cropped it and wore it as a braids-maid dress to my sister's wedding. It's not everyday you get to parade around in full make up, heels and a
stunning dress. Some people get the dress code soright. It makes me want to
cry enough tears to last a few chick-flicks. And then others... They make me want to poke my eyeballs out. Hello. Please don't wear your grandma's curtain. It's not dress fabric.
Bye. But my sister explained to me that not everyone has an older sister, with a wild/mad fashion skill that will help them and
guide them in the right fashion direction - and that we should not judge. Sure Candice, take credit for my fashion sense why don't you. This made me question: Who do wetake our fashion
inspiration from? Obviously the media and celebrities. But ladies, we also have
our grannies, mums, aunts and big sisters. None of you can tell me that you
haven't fitted on your mum/big sisters high heels and paraded around like the
Queen of England when you were a kid. Am I right? Yes. We've all done it. It took me forever to find the perfect dress for my matric ball. In one
morning I fitted on thirteen dresses. And if you know me... You know I was not
happy. I'm the laziest person ever and that was so much effort. THIRTEEN!
Sheesh. I made the decision to purchase a dress (laziness does not accommodate designing
and having a dress made). After browsing through most of Cape Town with the
guidance of my mum and two sisters, I went as far as Pretoria to find a dress.
My pride and joy was purchased at a boutique type shop in Menlyn Park shopping
mall. I swear. It was like one of those moment just out of the movies. I put it
on and knewit was "the one". I fell in love. My earrings were from Sass Diva. Ring, a random jewelry
shop. Bracelet, from my sister, I don't know where she bought it. And peep-toe
nude heels from Aldo. *Yay* Oh and perfume - Kate Moss Vintage, a gift from my
cousin and his wife.
My sister kept it with her in Pretoria. Apparently if I looked at
it too much I would become less excited. Uhm ok? But they were right. I
couldn't contain myself in the week leading up to the ball. September 29, 2012.
Forever etched into my heart. Putting on the dress, showing my family and friends,
driving up to my school, walking the red carpet and dancing whole night in my
pride and joy will forever stay with me as a memory I treasure. I thank
my family for that wonderful opportunity.
Here are some matric ball dresses the popular girls should wear. ( I'm a secret mean girl and we all want to look better than the popular girl right?)
(Trance Party or Matric Ball?)
(Your mother must be so proud)
And here are some dresses I would recommend to those closest to my heart, my entourage. (kidding, I love my friends)
First of all. It must be known that I really love the original 'Suite & Tie' by Mr Justin Timberlake. Yes Mr.
We've all always loved him. How can you not? Even guys, you all wanted to secretly sing and dance like him. Come on. Admit it. Glad he's back to making music.
But this post is not about MR JT... It's about Dillon Francis.
'Dillon Hart Francis is an American electronic-dance musician, known for being one of the pioneers of moombahton, a fusion genre of house music and reggaeton, and moombahcore, a sub-genre of electronic dance music deviating from moombahton.'
Is that Greek to you? For those of you not well acquainted with electronic dance music, just know that he makes... well... music that makes you dance. Take a listen to this...
A banger right? Yes. I love it. I heard it when I was listening to the 'Das Kapital Radio Show' on Assembly Radio -hosted by DJ Va-VA and Rvwr (for this week/episode). And I decided... you all should hear it too. It's that cool. I've gotten really into EDM lately and I really like this track, it's been out a while already.
Here's a little cool/random fact: "Dillon enjoys cats and they influence much of his work and cover art. Dillon plans on making enough money to save as many cats' lives as he can. He is particularly fond of the Scottish Fold."